My Night In

Last night I got home around 9:30 after a lovely evening with the boy. Now it was all good and dandy until I walked in the door, I tripped over the rug and then flew into the doorway in front of the front door, I smashed my head on the door frame, lay there for a few minutes and then got up and continued on my way to my bedroom.. along the way I forgot to turn the lights on in the kitchen and proceeded to trip over my dog, step on her tail, make her angry and then continued on my way stumbling to my room (yes this entire time I was completely sober.. not much of a drinker, just a clutz) then I got to my room finally and didn't realize my sister was in there and fell over her and then collapsed into my bed. goodnight.