Delirium.

Thursday I became violently ill, and have since been wobbling through a state of delirium. To heighten my paralysis, I have been chugging Acetaminophen, and huffing Afrin like I am the last druggie on earth. Tomorrow, If I don't feel better I suppose I'll find my way to the infirmary. Best case scenario: more free meds and contuation of drugged-up delirium. Worst case scenario: H1N1 and eventual death.

Yesterday went to Smithaven Mall with my people. Managed to stay lucid enough to buy flipflops, a memory card for my new camera and some overpriced chapstick. One cashier noticed my sickly palor and interrogated me on whether or not I had "The Swine." I told her that handling money in retail and becoming a victim of disease went hand in hand, and that if she was concerned enough to agitate her customers about their illnesses, she ought to stay home. She threw me a dirty look, and I smiled.

To follow up on my last post, I was lucky enough to recieve a phone from a friend, called Samsung Alias. I went to the Verizon store and had it activated. I'm very excited about this phone, considering I have never had a phone this fancy. It has a keypad, flips open in two directions, and plays musical ring tones. fabulous.

Hopefully I'll live to post again,
love, Eli