So i finish class around 3:40PM yesterday and converge with my friends by the SAC to figure out what our next move was, even though I already knew what that move was going to be. We decide to take a little "break" from school and meet up with my other boys in Roosevelt quad (aka the Ghetto). Now I will preface this story by admitting that I do dabble in the activity of smoking the occasional "marijuana cigarette" from time to time......actually I don't even smoke cigarettes at all......just the all natural cannabis plant (it's much healthier for you). So we head to the top of a little hill inside the quad where there's some huge rocks and an old, worn out bell......i mean the place looks like a prime spot to meet with a group of people and smoke. lol. We begin smoking, stirring up fascinating conversations about classes, life, relationships, and all the other things you talk about when your with friends.
Now im a super senior that's lived here for 4 years, so i know how it is with weed and this campus. When i was a freshman this place was called STONY brook for a reason......cuz theres a lotta stoners on campus. Im not saying EVERYONE smokes, but the lighting up of some reefer is a past-time that is usually associated with college campuses. And I guess because we were all upper classmen we felt that we "ran" this campus....you know....that whole "no one can tell us shit" attitude. Well boy were we wrong. We're up there for about an hour just burning it down one by one, not a care in the world, and the smell was soooooo pungent that I'm pretty sure everyone in the quad got a contact high. lol. After we were done doing our business we stayed up on that hill and just chilled for a while, when out of nowhere we see "the boys" stroll up us and begin to ask us questions. Now I'm not mad at these guys because they were just doing their job responding to a complaint *(snitches)* of weed smoke in Roosevelt quad. So we confessed to "allegedly" smoking marijuana up there.......I mean theres no point in not complying with these Stony Brook cops.....and since we didnt have any hard evidence on us there really was nothing they could do but give us a warning.
After they took our info down they began talking to us as if they were our boys who's history goes way back. I hate when cops try to act friendly with you after they just caught you.....it's like damn man, stop sharing stories relating your life to mine!
Cop: "oh yea i grew up in brooklyn too.....i know how it is man......but dont smoke out here or on campus...if your gonna smoke do it in your own home."
Anyways, I'm done sharing my Monday afternoon with you guys. Lessons learned: Dont smoke weed at the bell tower hill in Roosevelt Quad....lol......and if you do, dont make a smoke fest out of it like we did! Oh yea and below is the dialogue from the funniest moment of our encounter with the cops.
Cop: So how much weed were you guys burning up here? it smells like you guys smoked a whole ounce.
Friend: Nah man its not like that at all.....we were just up here "smoking" and bullshitting...
Cop: Oh really!? so you guys weren't smoking weed at all huh?
Friend: Yea, well we were but it was only a lil joint....
Cop: A lil joint!! Are you trying to tell me that all 6 of you guys were smoking 1 joint!?
Friend: ........yea man.....its a recession!
I bit my lip so hard to restrain myself from laughing at that comment!
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