who is the most powerful mutant in the x-men universe you may (or may not) ask? the answer is very simple my cyberphiles..it is Hank McCoy aka Beast!!
like oh-em-gee am i right? now i know what you are all thinking
"But Matthew, you handsome stallion of a man, how is Beast the best in the x-men universe?"
well my friends the answer is simple. biologically, all animals in the world are made to mate and pass down their best genes down in to the future generations, its in our most basic genetic programming. the beast is the epitome of this idea because of his lesser known mutant ability; his ability to chemically attract the opposite sex. how? part of his arsenal of mutant powers includes an ability to release pheremones in to the air, stimulating base nerves and reactors in the female anatomy, making him more appealing (in a manner).
SO he may be big, blue, and fuzzy like a overgrown cookie monster...but he is gettin more women on a friday night than any other man in our class.
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