I have a phobia of lady bugs... I am terrified of them. I don't know why, they are little tiny red bugs that many people adore. Some say they are good luck but I just can't stand the sight of them!
The only reason I can think of is when I was young I went camping with the school and I was showering and there was a lady bug in the shower with me.... I was freaking out and ever since then I freak out when I see one.
They are beetles and I do not like beetles either, they fly and attach themselves to you and I just do not like bugs... I am a very clean person and see bugs as a sign of dirtiness.
About 10 minutes ago there was a scratching on my wall and I didn't think anything of it because my heat was on and it makes noises sometimes the heat blows my pictures on the wall and makes the same sound. This time it was continuous and I look up to see over my bed is a lady bug flying against the wall! I freak out and knock on my roommates door because she likes lady bugs. She comes into my room and tries to get it out... but i didnt see where it went.... she found it behind the light and is trying to get it in her hand... my other roommate comes out and helps her with a piece of paper and they got it, it was a baby, but no matter what size i am scared of them! they try pushing it towards me and i just screammm...
she takes it out to the hallway and it flew up to the light.! we cant see it now and just left it there... I shut my door and I am scared to leave my room now.
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Monday, November 9, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Lady bug infestation and the genocide that ensued
Yesterday, my house became totally infested with lady bugs. According to some people, this made my house the luckiest one around. Apparently, lady bugs are suppose to be good luck. I'm not really a superstitious person, so instead of being happy that the outside of my house is crawling with lady bugs, I decided to go outside with my friend Dave and take control of the situation. Dave and I became lady bug genociders. We killed the vast majority of them. Dave was pretty pissed off because they were actually getting into his room through a hole in the window where his air conditioner is. Why Dave still has his air conditioning unit installed is beyond me. Dave's entire window sill was covered with dead lady bugs. It was pretty sick. I feel a little bad because I think that lady bug are beautiful bugs. They shouldn't have tried to infest my house though. That's my house!!! MY HOUSE! Don't bring that juice to a gin party.
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genocide,
Infest,
Infestation,
lady bug,
Michael D'Allesandro
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