*because lists of 10 are for overachievers.
1. Eat apple pie for breakfast
2. Go to a bookstore a pickup a copy of the Esquire rule book. Learn to be more manly.
3. Enjoy a late night supper at a seedy bar.
4. Visit Dave & Busters for happy hour. Stay for the entire extent of happy hour.
5. Make homemade Kahlua.
6. Do no school work. This is essential..no work on your day off.
7. Watch numerous episodes of Bullshit and learn about the evils of such wholesome institutions as the boy scouts.
8. Constantly try to one up your friends' high scores on silly iPhone games such as the paper toss game.
9. Frolic after the ice cream man in attempt to catch him and enjoy a most savory treat.
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