HIRE ME please!

It is nearly impossible to find a job on campus this semester!
I have had on campus jobs before in the past, but now with today's economy and the University's budget cuts, I am limited. I worked at the campus' Starbucks in the Union, last year, then was forced to quit because they did not "allow" siblings to work together under FSA. Which is the dumbest rule ever! So my sister and I couldn't work anymore, or just one of us was allowed to. Now I hear they want to lay off all student workers for Starbucks and hire union workers. yikes.
Then I got an assistant job in the marketing and communications dept in Administration Building through my friend. I worked for a couple months and left at the end of the semester. On my last day of work, my boss invited me to come back to work in the Fall. I emailed her this semester and she had hired someone else to fill my position! I don't know why! But then she tells me to come work in the Spring when the girl she hired leaves in Jan. The only problem is I graduate in December! Gee thanks!
Now I am jobless. I am living in an apt and need money for food and extras. I have plenty of free time and spend them wandering around campus, and sitting in my room.
I did go to the job fair last week, but there was no luck there, all employers were looking for long term student relationships, and since I'm a senior with one semester left, they had no interest in me!
if anyone knows of an open position on campus let me know! thanks