if a cow could laugh would milk come out its nose?
if you chole a smurf what color does it turn?
Aren't all generalizations false?
Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!?
camping...why do people work year round to act like bums?
How can someone "draw a blank"?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
some of these are funny but most are corny, who has read this, comment if you read.