Here is a poem my friend wrote...its an inside joke so if you dont get dont feel left out or offended...
Ode to My Leggings
You may not be spandex, you make not be cotton,
but jean after jean you cannot be forgotten.
I know that Will hates you, Mehdi does too,
but Amie and I refuse to wash and dry you.
You're strechy and comfy and YES you are a PANT,
the boys just want to wear you, but cant
Don't worry, you'r...e just too much for them to handle,
but I promise you, one day, i'll destroy the "MANdal".