Robe Praise

Let me tell you about an article of clothing that I have recently begun to wear around the house. I have discovered the robe. I never use to wear a robe before, but now I cannot imagine life without it. Especially now, with all this cold weather closing in on us. The robe is an essential piece of clothing for around the house. In the Summer, it's optional because wearing just a pair of boxers around the house will do just fine. But when it is not Summer, there's nothing better than having a robe on hand when you first wake up in a cold, drafty house. When I use to wake up and freeze my tookus off, I would scramble around my room for some warm clothing. I would make a mess out of my wardrobe looking for just sweatpants and a hoodie. Not anymore! Now I just reach for my handy-dandy robe. Keeps me plenty warm. The robe company should hire me as their spokesperson. I could be their Subway Jared.