Blog Update: I found alfredo sauce

You guy, believe it or not, I found alfredo sauce in my house. Yeah, it was all the way in the back of one of my shelves. So, to anyone who was considering my offer of bringing me alfredo sauce to enjoy a nice home cooked meal, the deal is off the table. I didn't even make fettuccine alfredo when I found it. I decided it was too much trouble and I prepared canned soup instead. I chopped up some garlic, basil, and parsley for it too. It was breathtaking. So, I am sorry to let down all the people who were considering my offer, but that ship has sailed. I enjoyed some sausage gumbo instead with a gigantic loaf of freshly baked bread.