Bring me alfredo sauce

mmmmmm... I kinda wanna make fettuccine alfredo. There is a problem though, I have no alfredo sauce. I have fettuccine and chicken, but I lack a major component in the fettuccine alfredo equation, and that is the alfredo sauce. I send this message to any and all who will listen: If you bring me fettuccine alfredo sauce, then I will make us fettuccine alfredo with chicken. Doesn't that sound like a good deal? Any takers? If so, e-mail me at tical1231@yahoo.com. Tonight, we feast like kings!