Jesus Camp

Some of the lessons I learned from Jesus Camp:

• There are two types of people; those who love jesus and those who don't
• My favorite part is where they show that science doesn't prove anything
• They like to speak in tongues (it really freaks me out)
  
• The fat boss lady uses a lot of hair spray and I don't trust her (she obviously gives into gluttony)
• Song lyrics: "Jesus Christ is in the house tonight..."
• The kid with the rat tail wears the best shirts, he has on faith factor shirt and a jesus reeses shirt
• Harry Potter is the enemy of god and in the old testament he would have been put to death
• Kids cry a lot
• Lakewood bible camp looks like something out of a horror movie
• Ghost stories don't honor god
• Who wants to give up their lives for jesus? *kids scream*
• This means war
• Only shit they have a George Bush cutout

During the movie, one of the women had a picture of George Bush in the background, for some reason this caused everything she said to be discredited in my eyes.